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放学前,老师把学生叫到办公室,拿出一粒止痛片说……

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放学前,老师把学生叫到办公室,拿出一粒止痛片说:“你把它吃下去吧。”学生不解地说:“我身上哪都不疼啊。”老师说:“过会就疼了,我已经把你考试成绩不及格的消息告诉你爸爸了。”

妈妈都花钱了,不玩怎么行

妹子,你的平衡感很强啊

这次辣条绝对是第一个人,这种吃辣条的方法,别人做不到

谁还没有颗爱美的心?

吓唬人是有风险的,提前做好心理准备!

这算法,打乱了我抽烟的思路

不努力连门都得不到

谁不想成为可爱的皮卡丘呢?

甲:“当我听说你这个老光棍结婚的时候,我简直不相信自己的耳朵了。”乙:“这有什么奇怪的。我家里堆积了那么多脏的餐具和衣服,我没有别的‘出路’。”

那年我高三,我妈反对我早恋。有一次和女朋友逛街,远远的看见了我爸妈,当时脑子就懵了……接下来就看见我爸搂我妈转了一个圈勾着走,走的还很快,接着默默一只手从背后伸出一个大拇指!

男子喊道:“服务员,过来一下!”服务员:“您好,什么事?” 男子怒问:“我20块钱一碗的牛肉面,怎么才一块牛肉?”服务员:“先生,那您希望有几块?”男子想了想说:“怎么也得五六块牛肉吧。”服务员冲厨房喊道:“出来个师傅,帮这位顾客把这块牛肉切一下”

小时候也曾像皮猴子一样淘气,有一次上房,家里没梯子,用两个桌子摞起来站在上面,但高度还是差一点些。我爸路过看见了,伸出手来,祝我一臂之力,我就上去了,然后我爸把桌子挪走了。我在房顶待了一天,差点被晒成小鱼干!

一日,一个财主要盖一座猪舍,请来一师傅动工,建成后又要让师傅说祝福的话,师傅长的又高又大,便说:“希望你的猪能长的像我这么大。”财主听了非常高兴,可是师傅又说了一句:“我30多年才长这么大!”哈哈!

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